Hey! Nothing to see here, let's take you back!

Listen, I am just super duper sorry about this. There's nothing on this page!. There's no 'cool' feature - no 'interesting' styling. It's just...Boring.

...Ok?

Oh no...

Look, this is just awful. I feel, just awful about this.

I've forgotten your name.
I'm so sorry - maybe I'm just getting old - could you remind me of it?

This, believe it or not, is my name.

Ok, , Listen.

Things are bad. There was meant to be a button here. A button to take you back.

If my boss finds out that our button has gone missing, I could be in real big trouble.

Look, could you try this button instead? It should be fine, honestly. I've tested it.

RUN -> BUTTON_BACK();

Ah. OK. You're still here.

, I'm going to level with you. I messed up.

Maybe I put the flux-capacitor in the wrong way? It has happend once before.

I'll tell you what...why don't you try flicking that switch for me?

Turn Internet Off

Nope. Nada. Nothing.

This is so bad. Worse than that time I confessed my love to a cat whilst drunk on a Tinder date.
Yikes.

Ok , think! What could have happened to the button?

Well that explains it...

Throughout history there have been loads of great teams. Jack and Jill. Romeo and Juliet. Bill and Bob. Allan and .

Time for us to part ways, but before we go, I just want to say...

The End.
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